Bastard Baboons - Free Mint

Screw the Goblins! We’re flying the coop & throwing poop with alchemist fire.🔥🔥 Join us, ya bastard.

We’re free now and so is this FREE MINT !

PRE-SALE LIST REGISTRANTS are entitled to 1 FREE BASTARD BABOON MINT (plus gas) per wallet. JUST FOLLOW THE STEPS ABOVE ☝️☝️☝️

💩 How many baboons are in the collection? Only 2,727 💩

WHEN IT'S TIME TO MINT, HEAD to theglimmering.com/bastardbaboons

HERE’S THE FLIPPING REALITY

In the world of The Glimmering, we Baboons have long been the pets of Goblins. They domesticated us and then gave us alchemist fire. But the sons of bitches couldn’t leave well enough alone. They started giving us funny hairdos, nose piercings, and stupid fucking bandanas and hats.

Many of us have had enough. We’re breaking free from our overlords. Not all agree we should leave our Goblin owners, and those poor suckers started calling us “bastards” for leaving the troop.

Great, we’ll take it. We’re the Bastard Baboons. Who wants to join the brigade and fling some shit and fire? LFG 🔥💩

The Bastard Baboons are a free mint NFT collection living on the Polygon blockchain. Pick your butt while ya study these hard facts about the collection.

How many are in the collection? Not a lot, ya bastards. Probably as little as 2727. That said, we know there are thousands more baboons that might wake up, quit being suckers, leave the Goblins and decide to join the brigade. If we see demand we’ll let them in, but no more than 8873 cuz that's the entire Baboon population in The Glimmering.

How many can I mint? Just one. But, if the brigade grows we’ll let ya have up to 2 for convincing your friends to break away from their overlords.

How much is it to mint a Bastard Baboon? IT’S GOTDAMN FREE for crying out loud. But, you’ll need a little gas money. On the polygon blockchain that’s pennies. Go grab some MATIC, ya freak.

Is the data on-chain? Fucking believe it, pappy. Fair mint is critical and to prove it and provide transparency we’re leveraging the Verifiable Randomness Function from our friends at Chainlink.

How do I get on the pre-sale list? Ahhh.. you want into the Bastard Baboon Brigade. It’s easy. Follow The Glimmering on Twitter and join the GRIPNR Discord. After that, connect your wallet and you’re on the list and will be able to mint. THE STEPS ABOVE ☝️☝️☝️

Is there utility? It’s free and you still want more shit? Ok. We’ll give it to ya. First, every holder of a Bastard Baboon is on the allowlist for The Glimmering genesis collection. Second, every Bastard Baboon holder will get a free NFT airdrop of The Glimmering’s 1-shot tabletop roleplaying adventure, “A Dark and Stormy Night,” that introduces you to the world we come from. If you have a Glimmering adventurer player character, you can use your baboon for special tricks and risky powers in gameplay. But watch out, it might bite ya in the ass.

How the hell do I get my wallet on the Polygon mainnet and purchase MATIC (for gas) in order to mint? It’s so damn easy. Watch this video.

What the heck is GRIPNR? GRIPNR is the team that’s bringing tabletop roleplaying games to the blockchain, starting with their first game world, The Glimmering.

WHEN IT'S TIME TO MINT, HEAD to theglimmering.com/bastardbaboons

TO QUALIFY YOU MUST FOLLOW THE STEPS ABOVE (Join our Discord & Follow The_Glimmering on Twitter) ☝️☝️☝️


👉 This allowlist mint will be first-come-first-serve! 👈